Gontard
a small dwarf kind of creature. this mystical figure lives in the tree tops of hungry hollow. it is said to have 3 feet, 7 eyes, 5 backs and 0 ears. “it” uses echolocation to interact and move around. a member of the bat/vampire family. feeds on the souls of children from the county of georgetown. beware of gontard.
1) gontard had a nice munch on the soul of kyle burns.
2) the gontard is straight f-cked.
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