Gonzalez Variety Chode


the inverse of a traditional chose, a d-ck that is extraordinarily long but with a tiny diameter, resembling a long nerds rope.
“i heard that gayfer alejandro has a gonzalez variety chode, the unlucky b-st-rd.”

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