Gonzo Nose
a semi-erect p-n-s. usually 1/2 to 3/5 the way to being fully erect.
also can be simplified to “gonzo”.
variations of term:
gonzor: the one who is causing the gonzo nose. usually female.
gonzee: the one who is getting the gonzo nose. male.
upside-down gonzo nose – an overly erect p-n-s.
gonzette: female who habitually causes gonzo noses.
for clarification, see image of the character “gonzo” from jim henson’s “the muppets”.
gonzor – “hey, you ready to bang me?”
gonzee – “nope, all i got is a gonzo nose.”
gonzor – “well, you need to hurry and turn that gonzo in to an upside-down gonzo nose so you can jam it in my a-hole.”
gonzee – “okay.”
some one who has a large protruding nose that curves down
jason shut up or i’ll hit you in your gonzo nose
when positioning oneself with the -ss on the forehead of one’s s-x partner, one slaps his p-n-s down on the partner’s nose, resembling the long, extruding nose of gonzo from the muppets. typically performed while giving the arabian goggles.
while eric was scr-w-ng that chick, he decided to pull out and give her the arabian goggles, and for emphasis he slapped on the gonzo nose!
a b-n-r that curves a little at the end.
“you hoes can pogo on my gonzo nose.”
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