gonzo slap
etymology : (1) gonzo – origin unknown (2) slap – middle english slop, from middle dutch; akin to middle dutch slippen to slip
definition : an -ssault on a close friend or acquaintance which requires the antagonist to m-st-rb-t-, then lick his or her palm, and complete the maneuver by slapping said colleague across either cheek of the face open handed
i heard dave put a serious gonzo slap on steve after he stole his jacket. there’s a handprint and everything.
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