Goo Balloon
f-cking a girl with a condom, j-zzing in it, pulling out and p-ssing, sh-tting, and spitting in said condom, then putting it in her mouth and clapping your hands together really hard on her face in hopes of bursting it.
i once served 6 months for giving a girl a goo balloon.
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