goo harpoon


1. (noun) slang term for a p-n-s usually used in the context of s-xuality.

2. (noun) a pointed instrument thrown for distance in compet-tive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.
1.

smitty: so? would you throw ugly betty the ol’ goo harpoon or what?
wayne: naw, man. not unless i had about ten beers in me.

2.

the swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.

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