goo paddle
when a guy c-ms in his own hand then smacks his partner across the grill.
just before monica induced bill to c-m in her mouth, he pulled out real quick and came on his hand, during monica’s shock, bill gave her a goo paddle.
when a guy -j-c-l-t-s in his hand and smacks a girl across the face like a paddle.
after i nutted i hit that b-tch with a goo paddle.
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