Goo Rail


when f-cking a girl, pull out and squirt your load on a small, hand-held mirror. then, hold that b-tch’s head to the mirror and make her snort the goo as if it were a line of blow. this is the goo rail.
“why is your girlfriend crying and blowing her nose? did you finally dump that b-tch?”

“nah. i just gave her the goo rail.”

“ah, i see. awesome.

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