goobic


adjective – used to describe anything that could be considered lame, nerdy or something a goober would do or create. word was coined in the 1980’s in reston, va by the most goobic person i know.
oh my goosh! that guy is sooooo goobic!
1 more definition
of, by, for, pertaining to, or suggestive of goobs, goobers, nerds, geeks, etc. lame. wack. uncool. possible origin in northern virginia. especially appropriate when efforts to be cool backfire.
that bad boy club sticker is goobic as h-ll.

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