goobutt

a common and and undesirable problem that occurs when one does not wipe themselves after defecating (p–ping). it can also occur after one p–ps but wipes well and then engages in an aerobic excersise, this situation is often called sw-ss(literally “sweaty–ss”). do the human race a favor and just wipe.
i went p–p and ran out of toilet paper and now i have goob-tt.

i went p–p earlier and after i went for a jog and now i have sw-ss.
it’s when your -ss and taint area get all hot and sweaty after doing strenuous activities such as working out or running, thus resulting in the sweat and stinky goo that builds up in your -ss crack and taint.
i had a severe case of goo b-tt after working outside in jeans in 100 degree weather all day.
a term used frequently by the us army’s 82nd airborne division. goo-b-tt is a condition that befalls a soldier who has been in the field, unwashed, in excess of 72 hours. this condition is identified by a viscous, cheesey substance that is secreted from the soldier’s -ss and affixes itself to surrounding flesh and clothing. it is composed of sweat, bacteria, dead skin cells and fecal remnants.
man, everytime i drop trou to take a dump in the field i get smacked by an angry cloud of goo-b-tt!