Gooby


the blob that appears in the corner of one’s eye every now and again…
“dude you got a bit of a gooby going on there”
“really? cheers dude” -wipes-
crusty v-g-n-l boogers
“dude, my b-n-r turned soft when i saw she had goobies”
the ghetto version of goofy.

he killed spoderman
dolan: gooby i ned u 2 kil spoderman

gooby: dolan y do u w3nt me 2 kil spoderman

dolan: gooby plz

gooby:

dolan: plz gooby

gooby: k dolan ill kil spoderman

dolan: tanks gooby
large ladies with huge knockers tend to strut their stuff; faux-confidence;
as if their fatty t-ts make up for their chunky body and refusal to exercise.
when the b–bs stick out to the same level as their gut, its called goobies.
if they were to approach a wall, all 3 parts would touch at the same time.
look at those goobies !
her gut sticks out even with her b–bies.
excessively cheesy or dorky in an endearing way (adjective)
male 1: let’s stay up late and sing all the theme songs to our favorite childhood shows!
female 1: haha, okay. you’re so gooby!
dolan’s friend and enemy. often is raped and tortured by dolan. his quote is “fak u dolan”
dolan:hrey gooby lets go at mcdolans tu get an big mek
gooby: k
dolan: 1 big mek pls. -whispering- with sh-t in it pls
gooby: k now giv me te big mek
dolan: k
gooby: -omnom- this big mek tasts lik sh-t
dolan: is acually sh-t
gooby: fak u dolan
dolan: gooby pls
commonly used as a term of endearment for someone who is goofy, yet adorable. most people use it as an intimate term, because its so cheesy if others hear, they might become uncomfortable.
boy: “i love you, gooby!”
girl: “i love you too!”

or

girl: “jake, you’re such a gooby head!”
boy: “nuh huh!”

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