gooch glazer
1. a male who -j-c-l-t-s onto another males gooch.
2. a person who enjoys the act of putting their mouth on a male’s gooch.
3. used as a derogatory term.
1. dude. why did david let rlo c-m on his gooch.
2. erica’s a freak dude. she just kept moving down til she was kissin my gooch.
3. jesse’s such a gooch glazer. he couldn’t get a girl if he drugged her.
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