Gooch Gobbler


a person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the -sshole aka the gooch

a person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge d-ck to everyone around them
(can be used as noun or adjective)

an activity that involves partaking in the licking, munching, and/or general gobbling of one’s gooch

the name of an amazing mud-volleyball team
hank: hey rob, what’s one of your favorite things to do?
rob: oh i love to nibble on the area between your b-lls and -sshole
hank: wow, you’re such a gooch gobbler

n: that b-tch–ss dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler last night.
adj: you’re such a gooch gobbling tw-t waffle!

oh, ah gooch gobbling we will go!!

we are the gooch gobblers and we are the best!
a person that loves to suck between the -sshole and the ball sack of a black man
nahim was being such a gooch gobbler with that black man in the bathroom
a person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the -sshole aka the gooch

a person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge d-ck to everyone around them
(can also be used as an adjective)

the name of an amazing mud-volleyball team
hank: hey rob, what’s one of your favorite things to do?
rob: oh i love to nibble on the area between your b-lls and -sshole
hank: wow, you’re such a gooch gobbler

that b-tch–ss dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler
(you’re such a gooch gobbling tw-t waffle!)

we are the gooch gobblers and we are the best!
one who gobbles gooches.
man that chick is atotal goochgobbler

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