gooch pearl
the result of when one goes commando and then chooses to wear sweat pants in which the lint from the sweat pants attaches itself to the hairs of ones gooch and are caked on with sweat and shaped with ones leg movements.
guy 1:” what are those little lint b-lls that come out of your gooch when you shower?”
guy 2:” those are gooch pearls my friend.”
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