gooch surprise


explosives in the gooch (or ‘taint’) -a new and novel way to “blow ones’ b-lls off”!
achmed was going to blow off his b-lls with a gooch surprise!

gooch surprise would be sort of a (sort of?) m-s-ch-stic way to ‘blow ones’ b-lls’!!

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