Goochaplegic


one who is paralyzed from the gooch down.
1.wolfgang fell on a picket fence right on his gooch, now hes a goochaplegic for good.

2.serena severed her gooch whilst stretchng before her dance cl-ss, and was admitted to hospital and diagnosed a goochaplegic.

3.
serena: “aww great, a goochaplegic, a day before the party!”

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