Gooch’s Dilemma
the gooch’s dilemma a concept that refers to feelings of paralysis that voters experience when forced to pick between a p-ssy or an -sshole for elected office. in american politics, democrats are usually the p-ss-es and republicans are the -ssholes.
bob: so who you gonna vote for the in the election tomorrow?
mary: i don’t know i’m stuck between a p-ssy and -sshole!
bob: ah, the gooch’s dilemma…
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