Goochturd
goocht-rd, verb- the act of taking a t-rd out of the toilet that you sh-t out the previous day that way it’s odor is awful and falls apart more easily to shove into your partners v-g-n-l or -n-l cavity
sentence: i pulled a goocht-rd on sally last night and she rode my d-ck after i did it, i used that sh-t as lube too
goocht-rd, noun- a goocht-rd is a t-rd that originates from the gooch or v-g-n-
sentence: man i f-cked sally so hard last night that a goocht-rd fell out.
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