good citizen


when a person feels the need to watch his or her neighborhood for any behavior they see as bad/dangerous and will ruin anyones day. although they consider themselves good citizens they are often intimidating and could possibly be mistaken for a neo-fascist leader.
clint: -breaks gl-ss- i love breaking gl-ss. its pretty cool and totally harmless. it makes the street look like it has diamonds in it and totally enhances the look of anything.

will: i agree. it does look pretty cool.

good citizen: hey, you wanna pick that up now?!?!?! i’m saying this with a beer in my hand. i think later i’ll go drive in my car and get in an accident but i’ll judge you for breaking gl-ss and making the ground look like it has the appearence of diamonds. rawr. i’m a totally raging alcoholic, i’m a good citizen making kids pick up shards of gl-ss.
someone who likes to d-nk around for the good of the country. they go out of their way to make sure people are d-nking around in a grateful matter. a good citizen never fails to impress his/her other fellow d-nkers.
john smith: hey you there! your not d-nking around right! wanna go carpet skating??

joe smith: oh hey john! i’d love to go carpet skating around; thanks for being such a good citizen and teaching me how to d-nk around the right way!!

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