Good-Morgasm
the act of obtaining an -rg-sm within an hour of waking for the day, usually from buenos dias s-x (morning s-x). occasionally accompanied by a hearty breakfast in bed, but only if your partner also obtains a good-m-rg-sm or five. odds of breakfast in bed increase exponentially per good-m-rg-sm.
1. it didn’t take long for erica to make me pancakes with sausages after i gave her a good-m-rg-sm with my sausage.
2. “dude, why are you in such a good mood today?”
“well, i hooked up with a cute chick last night…”
“nice! props bro!”
“…and when we woke up we traded good-m-rg-sms!”
“..teach me!!!”
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