good old fashioned fun
s-x
phone conversation with:
your mom- -sigh, i have nothing to do tonight. my kids are out of town and my husband, at work.
me- well, how bout i come over and we’ll have some good old fashioned fun.
your mom- …yes, i’m so h-rny.
me- say no more; i’ll bring the lube. i like it nice and sloppy.
your mom- just like me.
me- that’s right, b-tch.
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