good on paper
a person that has seemingly excellent credentials (college degree, money, inflated job t-tle) but is really a complete looser and out of touch with reality. definitely the type with major skelatons in the closet. frequently found among avid gamers.
this guy seemed so good on paper – cool job, nice car, huge house but it turns out that he’s some kind of bdsm, cross dressing freak!
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