good scissors
the sharpest, most expensive pair of scissors one has in the household. used for more revered activities such as cutting hair, or wrapping gifts. not the cr-ppy blunt ones, the other ones.
‘has anyone seen the good scissors?’
‘they’re in the top drawer.’
‘nah, these are the normal scissors, i can’t trim my nose hair with these, they’re blunt as all h-ll.’
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