good tits
good t-ts refer to t-ts that hit the perfect ratio between softness and hardness.
which is approximately 30/70.
they have the perfect volume and surface area to fit a man’s head.
therefore, making the best sunday morning cushion.
“my girlfriend has good t-ts, i love to rest my head on them and keep sleeping every sunday morning”.
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