Goodbye Tension Hello Pension


the definition of this short phrase : if someone says goodbye tension h-llo pension it means they are a retired dota player. they will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.
rod: hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )

ted : omg that shirt says goodbye tension h-llo pension on it !

rod : yeah it does … urmm im retired …

ted : omg no way !!!

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