goodie bag


a coin-purse like sack that is affixed around the p-n-s and t-st-cl-s by a drawstring. the warmth and softness offer functionality, comfort and style. most commonly fabricated from the softest materials known to man… toddler scalps.
man, this goodie bag is more comfortable than dipping my b-lls in room temperature pudding while watching a nature show.
1. ounce of a drug (prefferably weed or cocaine)
2. a bag of pharmies
hey whussup man, check out what i got in my goodie bag
n.
a females br–sts
1.”ay yo bobbo, check out that chicks goodiebags!”

2.”i would totally yubidyubidy that set of goodiebags, no doubt.”

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