goody bag


when you sh-t in a sandwich bag and hide it in someone’s bedroom. this is especially rancid if you turn the heat all the way up in their house.
d-mn! it stinks like sh-t in here! i bet my brother left another goody bag in my sock drawer.
the act of forcefully inserting your scr-t-m into someones b-tthole.
when i asked him to “stick it in my b-tt,” i didn’t think he would give me a goody bag. i was so shocked that my r-ct-m constricted itself and crushed his nuts, needless to say we were both in for a surprise.

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