Gooey Cowgirl
the gooey cowgirl is a move after climax that the male does to his wh-r-. after a long s-xual experience, the guy pulls his d-ck out of her right before j-zz-time, but he lets loose into a 10-gallon hat that he either has laying around, or had on his head while ramming his wh-r- beforehand. then, he proceeds to put the 10-gallon hat on her head, which almost always results with his j-zz rolling down her face. sometimes, after the hat is placed on her head, the girl is told to shout, “yee haw!!!”
the gooey cowgirl was birthed by nick b. in wilmington, m-ssachusetts during his junior year @ wilmington high (cl-ss of ’07).
wh-r-: oh baby, give me a gooey cowgirl, ooooh.
guy: yeah baby, yeah. hopefully my load can all fit in the hat this time.
-proceeds to give her a gooey cowgirl-
wh-r-: yee haw!!!
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