Gooey Duck
the act of lifting your p-n-s and pressing ones ball sack against a translucent surface (usually a shower door). almost always combined with an attempt to get an unsuspecting victim to look at the display. the victim sees something shaped like a large clam (like a “geoduck” –pr-nounced gooey duck), hence the name)
1. chaz just totally gave his fiance, ann, the gooey duck. i wonder if she’ll still marry him?
2. g-dd-mn! i just got the gooey duck from andy. i think i’m blind!
aka geoduck (mollusca) has large clam digger
seattle ho’s run the beaches looking for gooey duck. then squeese their clam digger’s just to see how far it will squirt! wsu
big floppy d-ld- like object that resembles an uncirc-msized p-n-s…aka robbie loehle
ryan jutras likes to hump gooey duck gineys… cuz they have gineys????!!!!
overall famous runescape clan leader.
wow look at gooey duck! isnt he cool!
the “gooey duck” is when you and your lady friend are having s-x in a pool, hot tub, or any other body of water, and when you c-m you pull out and put one of her legs on the side of the pool and j-zz on it. that way, when she puts it back in the water, she swims weird because she is trying to get it all off, much in the way a duck would swim if it had something sticky stuck to it’s leg.
dray: i gave nicole peaslee a gooey duck when we had sweet hxc s-x all night in the pool last night because she is hot and loves my naked body.
haney: okay. . .
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