Gooey Sanchez


1: you get a sock (preferably a long soccer sock)

2: take a large cr-p in the sock

3: wet the sock down with fluids if it is not gooey

4: swing the sock at someone

note: if it works properly it should leave a large brown mark and make a splatter on the persons shirt

that is a gooey sanchez
“why did you swing that gooey sh-t at me man!”
melt cheese on poo for added affect
“oh snap, that gooey sanchez has cheese on it!”

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