goof dick


one who cannot function properly in social situations.
not only is ted a dumb mother f-cker, but the goof d-ck cannot control himself. it’s no wonder he can’t get laid in a morgue.
someone who is f-cking goofy, and acts like a d-ck.
—– (8:14:19 pm): what the f-ck is a goofd-ck?
reasonless– (8:14:40 pm): why the f-ck does it matter? rofl
reasonless– (8:15:47 pm): here i’ll break it down
reasonless– (8:15:54 pm): what does goofy mean? what does d-ck mean?
reasonless– (8:16:02 pm): usually someone who is a goofy f-ckin d-ck

john, you’re a f-ckin goofd-ck.
d-mn, that kid was some goofd-ck johanson.

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