Goofball


slang term for barbiturates.
barbiturates, such as phen-barbital and secobarbital, are any of various derivatives of barbituric acid used especially as sedatives, hypnotics, and antispasmodics.
barbiturates have largely been supplanted by benzodiazepines (such as valium, xanax) due to addictive potential, extensive abuse, and severe withdrawal syndromes.
i need to hook up some goof b-lls, to help me kick heroin
someone who is silly or stupid. also looks silly or stupid.

opposite of a chill bro.

people generally laugh at them than with them.
a: do you know declan?
b: nah, i don’t.
a: you know, the m-ssive goofball?
b: oh, yep! he’s the king of goofb-lls.
a term of endearment between online friends, similar to “buddy”, “bro”, etc. tends to be used when one friend does something silly or funny.
used mainly in america by those unfamiliar with the derogative form of the word.

also used: goof, goofball, goofy
“you’re such a goofball :p”
“you’re so goofy”
what practicing scientologists ingest. usually in great overwhelming amounts.
in our service today, we will include the sacred goof b-lls.
a term for barbituates mostly used in the early part of the 20th century.
william burroughs did a lot of goof b-lls.
the act of inserting the entirety of one’s t-st-cl-s into the -n-s of another human being or animal.
brandon: hey chad! let’s give her the goofb-lls!

chad: yeah let’s do that? what about the dog!?

brandon: yeah! he’s next.

chad: we’re such cl-ssic goofballers.
a total idiot, someone who lacks any intelligence at all.
my little brother is such a goofball

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