goofed


what you done did.
consequences will never be the same, because you done goofed.
slamming an entire can of an energy drink in a matter of seconds.
i don’t know how i’m gonna go out tonight, i better get goofed before hand!
the act of being very high- usually on marijuana.
“hey- what do you think of this sh-t?”
“man- i’m absolutely goofed.”
when you are too f-cked up to know what you are doing.

can pertain to being drunk or high but is most commonly used when someone is on edibles.
lieyah was so goofed last night that she had to remember to breathe in and breathe out.

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