when you’re batsh-t crazy and make up expressions to explain things that make no sense.
q: why did you put the cat in the freezer?
a: oh, i was just goofing on a triangle
a top ten list website where people either love everything or hate everything. this stupid thetoptens list says that hayley williams is one of the worst female singers! this stupid thetoptens list says that “shape of you” is the best song of 2017! i hate it because it’s new! a top ten list website where […]
- last tomorrow ago
just now or just before now. jeff tried knocking on the door for hours before he realized,”wait,… what am i doing? knocking was so last tomorrow ago!” then, jeff grabbed a couch, and slung it at the door.
when he c-ms into your mouth from a far. “jimmy shot his c-m into my mouth from across the room, whata s-m-ndart!”
the act of being cast out, rejected, or isolated for being un australian. austracise. it was easy to austracise sheila from the book club after she refused to read tim winton. davo got austracised from the pub after wearing socks and sandals into the lounge bar.
- stinky bug
when your giving a girl -n-l and she sh-ts on your d-ck d-mn i was giving this girl -n-l and she gave me a stinky bug.