Goofy Granny


a wrinkly old witch with enormous gnashers. this foul specimen is so physically repugnant that only a porky, boring security guard will have anything to do with it. goofy and porky walk around wearing shades, thinking they’re young and trendy whereas really they’re a pair of tedious pensioners addicted to garlic bread.
is there anyone in the world ugly enough to go out with the porky scotcher?

yep. goofy granny. she’s one ugly b-tch.

excellent choice, sir. the two ugliest, most tedious individuals on earth.

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