google dick
a picture of a d-ck found with google image search. most often used for s-xting when you don’t want to send a picture of your actual d-ck.
joe: “yeah, she asked for a picture of my d-ck”
bobby: “did you send one?”
joe: “h-ll no! i sent her a google d-ck instead”
n. the state having a raw d-ck due to excessive masturbation to internet p-rnography.
blake martin is a virgin, so he’s got googled-ck 24/7.
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