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google lag

in a real-time online conversation of a technical nature, “google lag” is the 30 – 60 second delay between a person asking a question or making a statement and the time someone who has recently joined the conversation responds – the implication being that the newcomer is having to check google for information on the subject matter just to know what the h-ll everyone else is talking about. as excess of lag time can be indicative that someone who is never-the-less speaking excessively authoritaviely is actually pulling what they’re saying off of google as much as they’re pulling it out of their -ss.
the following conversation is an example of “google lag”

14:19:24 and quantum computers will shatter the internet’s encryption! :d
14:19:43 theorhetically, although quantumn encryption methods based on schroedingers cat based theories of quantumn observation have already been successfully defeated in a lab.
14:20:00 — f00 has joined #$bar
14:20:01 schr÷dingers cat was a thought experiment to demonstrate how absurd the copenhagen interpretation of qm was. sch÷dinger himself did not believe the cat would be both dead and alive.
14:20:10 true, but that wasn’t my point
14:20:23 yeah, it was the idea of not being able to observe a photon without changing its state and therefore changing the hash value of the data being transmitted.
14:21:14 schroedingers cat has to do with observing a cat in a box, what’s that got to do with data
the time it takes for you to look up what i already know.
your google lag sucks. reading a wikipedia article doesn’t make you an authority on this subject.

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