google plus
google’s facebook
google guy: hey add me to your circles in google plus!
random guy: what is that?
google guy: nevermind,,,
an attempt by google to create compet-tion against facebook in the social networking business. unfortunately, they failed to realize that people are more interested in “stalking” others, rather than “connecting” with them.
brian: hey, did you here about this new social networking site called google plus?
dan: really? that’s awesome! is tina on it?
brian: yeah, but she has privatized her photos to only people within her friends circle.
dan: seriously? f-ck google plus. it’s lame.
a failed attempt of becoming the new facebook. but now, its the most popular, unwanted social website known to man! thanks to google plus and forcing everyone on youtube to try it. facebook got compet-tion now!
random guy: hey you like google plus?
random guy’s friend: h-ll no!
random guy: well screw you! if you want to comment on youtube now, you need it. start adding me to your circle so i can stalk you!
a failed facebook/twitter knock off created by google but now it’s really popular because it was forced into youtube and everyone hates it
google president: hmmm our social media site is not doing to good
google employee: i got it let’s take google plus and force it into youtube
all youtube users: no take this fail of a social media site off youtube
the act of checking your googleplus stream in hopes of learning new s-x ideas and applying them to everyday use.
(ex-1) the first “googleplus” i tried was snailing my wife.
(ex-2) after doing “googleplus” i binged my wife.
all the fun of facebook, minus all the sh-t.
unfortunately the one big downside is that people on google plus are complete idiots. i’m not joking.
pretty funny to read though.
guy 1: hey are you on google plus?
guy 2: yeah, sucks how stupid people on it are though.
Read Also:
- gnar-gnar bird
awesome thanksgiving turkey. me: i’m gonna eat a grip of gnar-gnar bird this thankgiving. person: that’s cool.
- gnawn
indigenous australian word meaning “whatever”. generally used when talking about cigarettes, alcohol, petrol, or the monarch. gnawn unna, i found dat cigarrette b-tt first, it being mines. gnawn, dat wadjallah left dat petrol behinds, im sniffing the sh-t out of that now.
- GN Drive
a multi-purpose particle generator developed by eolia shenberg of celestial being, a private armed organization. there are only five units possessing the ‘original’ gn drives in which is used by celestial being and fereshte – supporting celestial being with four seperate mobile suits. gn drives can conduct various duties such as the ability of being […]
- Rooster Chain
where a group of guys stand/sit in a circle and form a chain by grabbing the p-n-s (c-ck) of the person next to them and then begin to masturbating them. the football team after their great win all formed a rooster chain to celebrate their victory.
- Gobles
a town in southwest michigan known for football, and coincidentally football players are worshiped as gods and given anything they want. also one of the areas in the state that has an extremely high std rate. person 1: gobles? where is that? person 2: uhm somewhere where they love football too much. someone who is […]