Google Whore


one who excessively uses google software and services, such as gmail, google talk and google groups.
john: yesterday i posted in my blog about how i gmailed my friend a link to a thread i posted in google groups last week about mapping google fans in australia through google earth.
jim: shut up you f-cking google wh-r-!
someone who is peculiarly enthusiastic about google and/or google products.

sometimes referred to as a “goog-wh-r-” for short
“hey guys, i just got the new google wave beta!”
“pfffft, what a google wh-r-”
some one who relys on google for everything,
1.)hes such a google wh-r- hes on google all the time

a google wh-r- is a person or company who does everything humanly possible to make sure their web site is the first to be displayed in google search results when a user does a search on a specific subject. microsoft is known to be a google wh-r-, as well as many other companies and individuals.
an example of microsoft being a google wh-r-: type “update” into google and microsoft’s windows update will be the first link to be displayed.
one who obsessively google’s one’s self, or searches the google for any reference of their name or likeness for the sole purpose of booting one’s ego. especially when sharing said results with others.
fabian’s such the google wh-r- that he takes time every week to mention all the new things he saw that week while googling his self.
someone who looks everything up on google.
when asked a question a googlewh-r- will immedietly open up a internet browser to search it on google.
i rely on google for everthing, therfore i am a googlewh-r-.
~google wh-r-s

people that will post on a forum the same thing to almost any question,

“go search google”

it dont matter if they know the answer or not.

this then can make also be a waste of time if the person has already searched google.
~
:forum newb:
hey were can i find a tutorial on c++ or vb6.

:admin of c++ and vb6 forum:
go search google

:forum newb:
hey does anyone know were i can find a linux distro?

:linux forum mod: google.

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