googlejerk (noun) 1. a mostly circular and nonproductive exchange of (usually superficial) links whose actual function is self-gratification of the senders of the links. an validation of the saying, “the biased hyperlink is the tool of choice for the thought-averse and insecure of mind in the 21st century.”
a googlejerk always contains two or more partic-p-nts.
each link b-ttresses a portion of the stance of its sender; sometimes it is chosen based on a prior link from an earlier sender, but always in clear support of a position held prior to the initation of the jerking motion, and never incorporating actual information from a prior link from an opposing jerk partic-p-nt.
often, the initiator of each fusillade feels he has made the definitive statement, vanquishing his foe a la stewart/colbert. nonetheless the circular nature of the googlejerk feeds on itself and continues until… the sense of completion accompanying exhaustion.
to qualify as a googlejerk, the entire activity must not result in increased understanding, even accidentally, by any partic-p-nt. the power to sustain the googlejerk is developed by each partic-p-nt thru the energetic impulses he gets from reading the jerking activity of the other members of the circle.
aloysius and poyndexter never agreed on anything, but never changed each other’s mind. they spend endless hours online, in googlejerks with their tribes, thinking they’re going to solve the world’s problems.
a hannah that gets too drunk. starts with ” you guys want shots?” ends with crying. man, you got so hannerd last night, my pillow is still wet.
- hide and seek champion
every black families father in the ghetto. friend: where’s your dad requis? requis: i don’t know, we’re still playing hide and seek. it’s been 7 years. he’s the hide and seek champion!
a fat hypocrite. dan is such a hippocryte. that fat b-st-rd is always telling other people to eat healthy.
- horse d*ck syndrome
the medical terminology for being hung like a horse. also referred to as having a very large p-n-s. girl 1: did you see the size of his c-ck? that was like 10 inches girl 2: yeah he was diagnosed with horse d-ck syndrome.
- hot cigar
the act of dipping one’s p-n-s into molten hot tar then slapping someone in the face with it then letting it harden. “hey what’s wrong with amrit’s sister?” “oh, christian gave her a hot cigar.”