googlethon
when the only known use for that electronic device you call a laptop is too randomly search stupid sh-t in the google search engine.
this can done by typing random words into the search engine with no real reason other than to entertain you for the 5 seconds your goldfish brain can concentrate on one thing for.
or 2 hitting stumble over 200 times in hopes you will hit the personal entertainment jackpot of all stumbles!!!
quite frankly i think i would rather continue this googlethon than do my lame -ss -ssignment that’s due tomorrow!
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