noun: an insertion made by a spellchecker, autocorrection, and/or predictive text function in a communication device that reveals a conscious and/or subconscious thought, feeling, desire, etc., unintended to be sent by the messager. from “freudian slip,” where the speaker utters an unintentional subconscious thought/feeling.
the googlian slip revealed the defendant’s possible homicidal tendencies by correcting the word “grabbing” to “stabbing” in his late imessage to the deceased.
- toot shoot
the place from which a fart, or a toot in this case is shot out of aka the b-m hole. when i was younger my uncle touched my toot shoot
- loser collector
akin to creep magnet; someone for whom, no matter what they try to consciously avoid, always wind up, one way or another, with the same bunch of chumps, dorks, dweebs, idiots, morons, p-ssys, yutzes, et al as unwanted acquaintances, no matter where they go to school, what job they work, or what city they live […]
- stiffer than a honeymoon d*ck
something that is very st-rdy, extremely solid. after installing some conduit and supporting it: ” now matt , i’m gonna tell you what,that right there is stiffer than a honeymoon d-ck!”
- party thot
one who is in a constant search for a party more often than the average degenerate would be considered a party thot. this person lacks the ablility to find their own party due to their lack of brain cells. this will cause a party thot to hit your line in search for a rager. “stop […]
someone who repeatedly asks, ‘can you’, and you may or may not be insanely annoyed. in the consulting industry, cheap clients always ask ‘can you’ to get a quote but never follow through. hence the term, canyou “emily is such a d-mn canyou, every minute she asks can you do this, or that!” “the consultant […]