Googlighting Stranger
a s-xual act so perverse and so vile, consisting of sitting on your hand until it is numb and, forthwith without explanation, performing random operations on one’s genitals that one must google the definition and instruction set for.
brandon: “dude did you hear? roger mastered the ‘googlighting stranger’ last night.”
caleb: “the googlighting stranger? what the h-ll is that?”
brandon: “it’s constantly changing bro. only a true master of the bating kind who never gets laid can master it.”
caleb: “d-mn man, i guess roger’s been a little short on chicks lately. i guess i’ll google it tonight.”
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