Goombie

the evil, drunk version of a typically large headed, full sideburned man. usually in the “goombie” form the inebriated victim is compelled to wear a paper bag mask and parade around wildly.

-also, when in the “goombie” state, the subject tries to act overly cool in texts to friends but truly comes off as a complete tool.
he was such a goombie last night.
hey who was that goombie at the party?
the newest term for anything related to being s-xy.
i thought she was average looking, then i looked again she was goombie. id hit it any day.
a cheesy dude who thinks he’s in the matrix, bowling round in his nifty-lookin’ shades and saying stuff like “f-ck the corporate bigwigs” and saying “-ss” when they’re british.

a clumsy attempt at a punk-c-m-hippie. they tend to rock a flimsy-yet-long mane atop their acne-ridden faces. walking with a bob that only the truly socially inept can manage and avoiding eye contact with anyone they p-ss, goombies will listen to their faux-rock while mime-drumming.

rubbish trainer/jean combos are also a tell-tale sign.
normal man – “hey man, do you want to go and grab some coffee later or something?”

goombie – “f-ck the corporations, -sshat.”

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normal man – “hey man, want to go for a drink tonight?”

goombie – “society is so evil freakin’ evil, government fatcats and chavs are ruining the enviroment.”

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normal man – “hey man.”

goombie – “you just hate me ‘cos i’m different.”