Goon Bitch
when there’s a group of hot chicks, slam pigs no doubt, it often includes one girl who is f-ckin ugly. this is the goon b-tch. she is not only less attractive, but she is also a m-ssive (not literally, necessarily) c-ck block. consequently, she spends a lot of time interrupting your conversations with the hot girls.
the two major qualifications, provided that she is in a group of hot chicks, are heinousness and a ph. d in c-ck blockery.
pirate #1: ahoy! slam pigs!
pirate #2: avast matey, beware the goon b-tch!!
when doing drugs there will always be that person who lays down where ever they are and won’t do sh-t. this person is a goonb-tch. goonb-tches usually care only about themselves and make no effort to hide it. most will try to take advantage of you in some way or cause you trouble in an activity.
goon b-tch: “yo you think you could spot me for that green we just smoked?”
friend: “man i’ve spotted your -ss like 50 times you goon b-tch.”
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