goon hand


taking a firm grip of the meaty underside of a woman’s upper arm, making it easy to muscle her around. most times uttering “you’re making a scene” into the woman’s ear. if done correctly, it will look like you are softly touching her back and whispering something sweet to her, when actually you are leaving 4 small bruises on one side of her arm and one giant thumb bruise on the other side.
“looks like that tw-t is getting the goon hand”
a firm grasp around the upper arm of a woman, often used in place of a slap in a public place. it is used to prevent a woman from “making a scene” in public. it involves four firm fingers around the arm on the medial aspect and one sure-gripped thumb on the lateral aspect. shake vigorously if necessary.
“b-tch calm down or i’ll break out the goonhand.”
pimphand, heavy hand, hand you put down on an out of pocket b-tch.
“i had to lay my goonhand down on sheila. that b-tch tried to get away with some sh-t the other night.”
an unwanted wandering hand.
his goonhand was all over me. i told him, not until we’re married.
the act of squeezing another person’s hand very tightly when giving a handshake.
after shaking hands, turns to another, rubs hand, and says, “d-mn, that dude totally gave me the goonhand!”.
open palm hand meant to strike the face of a ho. often used by pimps to keep their ladies in check. proper position is to open hand, slightly curl tips of fingers and thumb and shake in a menocing manner.
“b-tch, where’s my money? don’t make me break out the goon hand.”

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