GOON MONSTA


a totally gorgeous hunky bloke who consumes 4 ltrs of high quality “wine”, stix the empty cask box on his head and pulls all the chicks with his great looks and charm, then blows uop his empty cask and is set 4 a great niote!111!!
candy: “gee alex u look hot in that goon box can i share ur goon pillow 2nite?”

alex: “sure candy, as long as u invite mandy 2!!!!”

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