Goonblin


a goonblin is an angry tall skater kid, who terrorizes and causes chaos whenever and wherever.

the smaller sp-wn of this creature is a weeblin.

we all originate and grew from goonblins.
weeblins don’t reproduce, ever.
did you see those d-mn goonblins riding around and smoking pot this morning.

hey goonblin pick me up so i can get an apple.

chronic collective is a rap band with two goonblins.

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