goonshagne
pr-nounced goon-shane
cheap sparkling wine. in fact the cheapest sparkling wine at a bottlo, should only be purchased in the absence of p-ssionpop at said bottle shop.
the term itself is a portmanteau of goon and champagne despite the fact that goonsh-gne will almost certainly never be from the champagne region of france.
underage sl-t: hi bottlo attendant. give me a bottle of your finest p-ssion pop.
store guy: orrrr…sorry we’re out.
underage sl-t: f-ckin f-ck! i wanted to f-ckin trash myself with it and get with six guys. oh well i’ll just take a few bottles of goonsh-gne, at least that stuff looks pretty cl-ssy.
drunk reveler 1: yes! i found a bottle of goonsh-gne in your mums cupboard!
drunk reveler 2: yeah, shes a closest alco…
drunk reveler 1: oh…
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