Goonsmith


the origional source of this word has become forgotten (mainly due to excessive alcohol consumption) however what we are sure of is it’s meaning. the term refers to a child who goes by the name of anthony greensmith. as you can imagine, describing him as a top cl-ss, straight up, grade a, cl-ss act, useless moron puts a large amount of strain on ones larynx, so a word was needed to allow a short sharp delivery, as opposed to a long babbling tirade. using our immense wit and tact, we replaced the beginning of the childs name with the term goon.
anthony: “hi, i’m barry scott. bang, and the dirt is gone!”
girl: “get the f-ck away from me”
everyone: haha, nice work goonsmith

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